If You Can Afford Me

I don't need you to be rich,

but I need you to be able to feed my big appetite.

I don't need you to have unforgettably-charming face,

but I need you to be funny to make me

laugh out loud all the time.

I don't need you to have posh car or limo,

but I need you to be able

to carry me on the back.

I don't need you to be talented,
but I need you to sing me

"Hey There Delilah".

I don't need you to be hot,
but I need you to give me enough warmth.


I don't need you to be a genius,
but I need you to know me well.

  

I don't need you to be like dear Jacob Black

who has six-pack-abs and sexy guns. 

but I need you to stay healthy,

to grow old with me.

I don't come cheap,

only if you can afford me.

xoxo

The Only Exception

 To my girls:

Don't feel lonely if you don't have a boyfriend.

'Cause Boys are WHATEVER.

FRIENDS ARE FOREVER.

Don't be afraid of getting rejected.

'Cause he is the COWARD who 

doesn't dare to love you back.

Don't feel sad if he doesn't like you.

'Cause you do DESERVE BETTER.

Don't give him everything you have.

'Cause what you didn't give

makes you PRECIOUS and PRICELESS.

Don't cry because of him.

'Cause you shouldn't waste your tears

for someone who is NOT WORTH.

Don't think that the world has come to an end

if he breaks up with you.

'Cause he is NOT the only dude in your life.

 

HOWEVER,

Don't think that all boys are bastards.

'Cause there will always be an ONLY EXCEPTION.

=)

xoxo

 

One Of The Boys

I'm One Of The Boys,

who grew up playing legos,

and now is a feeder in dota.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who doesn't know how to cook yummy meals,

but burnt veges.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who eats a lot,

and thinks that boys who can't eat a lot are UNCOOL.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who doesn't know how to apply make-up,

but is the queen of downloading music.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who does curse,

and laughs out loud.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who listens to digital club hits,

rather than soft music when I feel lonely.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who loves to look at hot babes,

rather than hunks.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who thinks that girls should ATTACK boys,

rather than attract them.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who doesn't feel ashamed of who I am,

'cause girls like me wanna break the tradition.

xoxo

Never Knew I Needed

I never knew I needed
"take care", "you're the best", "aza aza fighting"
from the ppl I care
when I need to hear them most.


I never knew I needed
a mega-size kebab
that made me feel so full
to face what's coming next.


I never knew I needed
someone to bring me to the beach
to get the freshest air
from all the stress.


I never knew I needed
some seriously stupid magic & lame jokes
when I had a bad day.


I never knew I needed
a hug that will let me take off my poker face
and cry out loud like a kiddo.




Some simple little words or actions can warm ppl's hearts.
'Cause you'll never know when you're gonna need them.



xoxo

Your Call

Everyone feels different towards
receiving different phone calls.




When my cute fam calls,
it's heartwarming.
'Cause I can know how u guys are doing.


When my babes call,
it's heart-lightening.
'Cause I can bitch about boys.


When my boss calls,
it's heart-sinking.
'Cause I know that I need to work tmr.


When my VIP calls,
it's heart-beating-wildly.
'Cause u're special.





xoxo

Art Of Love

For me,



The Art of LOVE,



is NOT the great love in Titanic.
is NOT the tear-winning romance in Korean dramas.
is NOT the scandalous-love-triangle-thingy in Gossip Girl.




It is,
Holding each other's hand while growing old together.






xoxo