One Of The Boys

I'm One Of The Boys,

who grew up playing legos,

and now is a feeder in dota.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who doesn't know how to cook yummy meals,

but burnt veges.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who eats a lot,

and thinks that boys who can't eat a lot are UNCOOL.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who doesn't know how to apply make-up,

but is the queen of downloading music.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who does curse,

and laughs out loud.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who listens to digital club hits,

rather than soft music when I feel lonely.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who loves to look at hot babes,

rather than hunks.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who thinks that girls should ATTACK boys,

rather than attract them.

I'm One Of The Boys,

who doesn't feel ashamed of who I am,

'cause girls like me wanna break the tradition.

xoxo