If You Can Afford Me

I don't need you to be rich,

but I need you to be able to feed my big appetite.

I don't need you to have unforgettably-charming face,

but I need you to be funny to make me

laugh out loud all the time.

I don't need you to have posh car or limo,

but I need you to be able

to carry me on the back.

I don't need you to be talented,
but I need you to sing me

"Hey There Delilah".

I don't need you to be hot,
but I need you to give me enough warmth.


I don't need you to be a genius,
but I need you to know me well.

  

I don't need you to be like dear Jacob Black

who has six-pack-abs and sexy guns. 

but I need you to stay healthy,

to grow old with me.

I don't come cheap,

only if you can afford me.

xoxo